Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.

A writer’s primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore’s is to make cents.

A writer's pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes.

A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard.

There are more writers who read than readers who write.

To put an arrogant 'famous' writer in his place: pretend to be illiterate.

When rich, being poor seems *adventurous.*

A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.

Everybody is talking about the Law of Attraction. Nobody is talking about the Law of Action.

Speaking about work isn’t working.

Happiness is a temporary recurring human experience.

A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

You are. Before you are whatever you are labeled.

Contrary to popular belief, some animals would not have each chosen to be a human being, if they were given the choice between being what they are and being human.

We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.

You don’t tell a boy that he is a boy. You simply act like a man.

To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think.

Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.

Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.

Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold.

Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.

To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.

A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is.

Clothes are a homeless man’s home.

To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.

To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.

A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.

Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.

It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions.

A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.

If human beings were really progressive creatures, then all boys would be smarter, healthier, and, wealthier, than their grandfathers.

I am against justice … whenever it is carried out by a mob.

In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.

For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.

Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.

Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.

A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.