Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.

The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.

Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.

Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.

Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.

School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

A historian is a risk-terrified prophet.

What 'primitive' men called gossip, 'civilized' men call news.

A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.

Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

Chances are that whatever that you are worried about—be it a person or a thing—isn’t worried about you.

Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.

Time limps when you are not having fun.

A soldier is a killer painted hero.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).

Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks.

Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.

Don’t obsess over having the 'latest' version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest.

Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.

I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.

You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.

Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there, ' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays.

A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.

Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves.

A freedom-fighter is a slave to freedom.

A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation.

We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.

A realist is a slave to reality.

To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.

Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters.

Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.

Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize.

Most people do not have a problem with you thinking for yourself, as long as your conclusions are the same as or at least compatible with their beliefs.

The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful … in the eyes of the remote holder.

To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.

Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men.

Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.

*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.

To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.

Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.