Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.
Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.
School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.
Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.
An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.
We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.
Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.
We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.
To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.
A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.
A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.
School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.
Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.
Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.
He who makes $25, 000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100, 000 annually through a salary.
A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology.
The civilized man is technologically ahead of — intellectually behind — his time.
When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?
A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.
Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with.
The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.
Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for?
Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.
You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.
A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.
He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.
Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.
A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.
Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them … than when you are alone.
People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
Life is an activity with which we kill time while we wait for something, someone, or the mere passage of time to kill us.
We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.
An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.
To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.
Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.
