M.C. Steve Quotes

Australia has one of the worst mammalian extinction rates in the world.

I'm a proud Australian, a very, very proud Australian.

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

We are great sinners; Jesus is a greater Savior!

Statistically there's only one crocodile-related human fatality per year in the whole of Australia.

Gathering of the Vibes is a gathering of the elders, a gathering of the youth, a gathering of family

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

The problem with the Internet startup craze isn’t that too many people are starting companies; it’s that too many people aren’t sticking with it.

No art comes from the conscious mind.

We humans still have a long way to go with learning to live harmoniously with our environment and its wildlife.

I dropped out of Reed College [Portland, Oregon] after the first six months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?

No matter where you go and what you do in America, you turn the tele on and you're confronted with violence.

Trying to apply formal methods to all software projects is just as bad as trying to apply code-and-fix development to all projects.

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

How can you get fired from the company you started?

Let them know precisely what you are going to do with their data

My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, 'cause if she fell down the stairs again.

You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.

Karachi has had an overdose of history, too much has happened.

Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?

My interest in philosophy began as early as eight years old - I started thinking about those kinds of heavy questions about life and humanity.

It [live performance] is just very difficult. Doing an hour, hour and a half of live standup is an endurance test. You almost have to do it every day to stay up on it.

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.

I've never really heard anybody imitating anything of mine the way they do with Edward Van Halen's stuff.

One of the failures of technology companies is that they build technologies thinking everything else will work out.

I'm always pursuing knowledge; I'm a seeker of spiritual equilibrium - and music is a big part of that.

We may be human, but we're still animals.

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.

If you want to fight a cult, you've got to form a cult.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

Everybody is somewhere.

Just as with cars, it's critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes.

An elegantly organized tour of the Internet, both fun and informative, a rare combination!

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

God is by definition the holder of all possible knowledge, it would be impossible for him to have faith in anything. Faith, then, is built upon ignorance and hope.

There are few pages of history which do not demonstrate that public prayer and ritual never inoculated people against mass-madness and cruelty. What is needed is emphasis on morality and manners.

The single biggest reason I got my stories taken in various literary magazines - and I want to stress this - is because I refused to give up. Period.

With America's role in the world, we have the ability to help protect the freedom of religion around the globe.

Walter Benjamin has this notion of the angel of history and in a way that's paradoxical itself. We don't have angels in history anymore. We don't believe in these mythical creatures anymore.

We're making music to help people think and bring them together, that's our role; we're not siding with anybody

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

I was very vulnerable to criticism for many years. I could read a bad review and remember it my whole life.

There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.

Once you freeze all the way through to your soul, you will never feel warm again.

Mars is telling us something. I'm not sure what it is because It's speaking martian. But it's telling us something

Cher is really down-to-earth, very nurturing, incredibly funny and fun, a great storyteller, and creates a great environment on the set.