Jerry Quotes

A lot of these industries are having difficulty finding reliable workers with the skills they require.

The individual who signs the check has the ultimate power.

The problem of fame is that you get frozen in one frame and nothing you do can alter the name.

I would be copping out if I stayed in the myth of the '60s.

Like everybody, I'm making up my life as I go along.

Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.

I see 30 to 40 gallery shows a week, and no matter what kind of mood I'm in, no matter how bad the art is, I almost always feel better afterward. I can learn as much from bad art as from good.

I'm famous. That's my job.

Our strategy was to give Judge Hoffman a heart attack. We gave the court system a heart attack, which is even better.

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

Sometimes good art jumps out at me; most of the time I see bad art, or see nothing at all and just drift, feeling weird, pretending to be fine.

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.

As we grow in holiness, we grow in hatred of sin; and God, being infinitely holy, has an infinite hatred of sin.

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

I went out there to play my game for the fun of it and never based my career around records.

God’s love to us cannot fail any more than His love to Christ can fail.

If someone is killing, on a regular basis, thousands of animals, and if that person can only be stopped in one way by the use of violence, then it is certainly a morally justifiable solution.

Too many younger artists, critics, and curators are fetishizing the sixties, transforming the period into a deformed cult, a fantasy religion, a hip brand, and a crippling disease.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

If (a particular researcher) won't stop when you ask nicely, when you picket in front of his house, or when you burn his car, maybe he'll stop when you hit him over the head with a two-by-four.

The absolute worst thing a receiver can do is worry about not catching the ball or about getting hit.

I'm used to performing under pressure, but that's playing football.

I was just a small boy from Mississippi, and now little kids are going to identify with me through this game.

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

Yeah sure, I'd love to have all my movies on DVD.

I mean, it's pretty hard to fight and hate and be angry when you're making music, isn't it?

Well I thought my pickin' would set them on fire, but nobody wanted to hire a guitar man.

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

Scandal is only human.

A lot of it had to do with when it's released and what's out in the marketplace, what's its competition.

If killing [animal research scientists] is the only way to stop them, then I said killing them would certainly be justified.

I don't really know how to do much else besides write.

Success is the enemy of comedy.

The importance of information is directly proportional to its improbability.

It's not like I was an alkie or anything. Alcohol is for cleaning needles

Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

All of us, at some point in life, choose our cliché.

I need - and occasionally love - to write for the same reasons I always did: hard as writing is, it's generally easier than life.

My favorite dancer is Sylvie Guillem.

I think the choice of actors that we have is a little more varied and rich here in New York than in L.A.

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.

I like the idea that there's no censorship, because it's consistent with my views that we live in a free society and people ought to be able to express their views.

Country comes before politics.

With a face like mine, I do better in print.

I'm a very lazy, stay-at-home kind of girl.