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I.B. George Quotes: "My problems are all behind me!"

My problems are all behind me!



I.B. George Quotes: "If anyone stays away (after the 1981 strike), my response is this - those people had no right to ever come to the park, because they aren't true baseball fans."

If anyone stays away (after the 1981 strike), my response is this - those people had no right to ever come to the park, because they aren't true baseball fans.




I.B. George Quotes: "I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect."

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.



I.B. George Quotes: "A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night."

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.




I.B. George Quotes: "If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it."

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.



I.B. George Quotes: "I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up."

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.



I.B. George Quotes: "There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children."

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.




I.B. George Quotes: "Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner."

Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.



I.B. George Quotes: "I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands."

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.



I.B. George Quotes: "People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes."

People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.



I.B. George Quotes: "Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it."

Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.



I.B. George Quotes: "From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train."

From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.




I.B. George Quotes: "If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it."

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.



I.B. George Quotes: "They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia."

They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.



I.B. George Quotes: "Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people."

Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people.



I.B. George Quotes: "Zeal is ever the buckler and shield of a true soldier."

Zeal is ever the buckler and shield of a true soldier.



I.B. George Quotes: "The moment-of-conception fallacy implies that fertilization is a simple process with never a doubt as to whether it has or has not happened."

The moment-of-conception fallacy implies that fertilization is a simple process with never a doubt as to whether it has or has not happened.



I.B. George Quotes: "In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch Is offering too little and asking too much. The French are with equal advantage content, So we clap on Dutch bottoms just twenty per cent."

In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch Is offering too little and asking too much. The French are with equal advantage content, So we clap on Dutch bottoms just twenty per cent.



I.B. George Quotes: "But, as you have intimated, I am among those who would be very wary of any military action in the light of Saddam Hussein's willingness to allow the weapons inspectors to go in."

But, as you have intimated, I am among those who would be very wary of any military action in the light of Saddam Hussein's willingness to allow the weapons inspectors to go in.



I.B. George Quotes: "Jesus was a management expert too."

Jesus was a management expert too.



I.B. George Quotes: "I'm on record as being understood to be a supporter of a reformed establishment, in which other Christian denominations, and other faiths, play a major part."

I'm on record as being understood to be a supporter of a reformed establishment, in which other Christian denominations, and other faiths, play a major part.



I.B. George Quotes: "What I think is that we in the church - and especially I as an Archbishop - I'm responsible for maintaining our rules, and making sure we hold to unity in the Body of Christ."

What I think is that we in the church - and especially I as an Archbishop - I'm responsible for maintaining our rules, and making sure we hold to unity in the Body of Christ.



I.B. George Quotes: "Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive."

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.



I.B. George Quotes: "You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's an inconvenience."

You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's an inconvenience.



I.B. George Quotes: "I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's."

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.



I.B. George Quotes: "Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?"

Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?



I.B. George Quotes: "There are only two places in the world: over here and over there."

There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.



I.B. George Quotes: "Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



I.B. George Quotes: "Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices."

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.



I.B. George Quotes: "My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me."

My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.



I.B. George Quotes: "Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?"

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?



I.B. George Quotes: "So far, this is the oldest I've been."

So far, this is the oldest I've been.



I.B. George Quotes: "Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big."

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.



I.B. George Quotes: "When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands."

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.



I.B. George Quotes: "All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war."

All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.



I.B. George Quotes: "E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm."

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.



I.B. George Quotes: "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?



I.B. George Quotes: "I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors."

I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors.



I.B. George Quotes: "Professional soldiers are people who die for a living."

Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.



I.B. George Quotes: "If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found."

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.



I.B. George Quotes: "The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way.""

The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."



I.B. George Quotes: "I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away."

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.



I.B. George Quotes: "I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left."

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.



I.B. George Quotes: "If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help."

If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.



I.B. George Quotes: "On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way."

On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.



I.B. George Quotes: "But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?"

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?



I.B. George Quotes: "If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?"

If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?



I.B. George Quotes: "Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast."

Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast.



I.B. George Quotes: "Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer."

Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.