David Quotes

You can do anything, but you can't do everything

If you don't fall off the wagon regularly, you're not playing a big enough game.

Want freedom? Get organized. Want to get organized? Get creative.

The sense of anxiety and guilt doesn't come from having too much to do; it's the automatic result of breaking agreements with yourself.

If there ever was a poet for the working class Billy Joe Shaver and Merle Haggard would be my nomination

The Beatles were just the beginning of everything music could be, just like the Stones I was Rolling along like a ship lost out on the sea.

You don't have to call me 'Mister', Mister; The whole world called me 'Hank'!

My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.

Science teaches you to open your eyes and appreciate the reality around you. Religion teaches you to close your eyes and cling to the fantasy within you.

Frustration is the wet nurse of violence.

The American dream is, in part, responsible for a great deal of crime and violence because people feel that the country owes them not only a living but a good living.

Spiritual illumination and perspective are poured out through the windows of heaven and into our lives as we honor the law of tithing.

We are not, and never need be, alone.

Love increases through righteous restraint and decreases through impulsive indulgence.

What we know is not always reflected in what we do.

The Lord knows who we really are, what we really think, what we really do, and who we really are becoming.

Loggers losing their jobs because of Spotted Owl legislation is, in my eyes, no different than people being out of work after the furnaces of Dachau shut down.

The person determined to achieve maximum success learns the principle that progress is made one step at a time.

Marriage can either be a classroom where people become wiser and better, or a prison where people become resentful; and bitter.

Prayer is the hard-work business of Christianity, and it nets amazing results.

It's not going to happen through technology or our intellectual abilities but only through prayer. When we pray, God works. We believe God blesses churches that bless missions.

The true celebration of Christmas is when we ponder afresh the grace of God who became human, entered history through a virgin's womb, and brought redemption to the world.

Though it may seem overdue, righteousness is always rewarded. Don't be impatient with God. He'll never forget to reward your efforts for Him.

I want to build something I’d be happy to be employed by 10 years out.

For every new feature we add, we take an old one out. A lot of big sites don't do that, and it's a problem.

Our attempts to reshape others may produce change, but the change is distortion rather than transformation.

You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.

I don't play the tuba. The tuba plays me. My tuba is not actually a tuba, because it has never produced a musical sound. It is actually a giant frog pretending to be a tuba.

The world is aware how jealously the Jewish community guards the Holocaust, both as a memory and a weapon.

I have no interest in being famous. I just want to make famous photographs.

Bassett was a member of parliament and a cousin on my father's side of the family. My father delivered him and it became plain in later days that he must have dropped him.

What invariably distinguishes a good player from a poor one is their respective address positions or setups.

I've just begun to dare to think I perhaps am a bit of an artist.

I'm first and foremost interested in the story, the characters.

You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

A song without a hook is like a train without rails. It skitters all over the place, bangs into everything. Boom! Crash! There goes Grand Central Station. Crushed by a train.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

You don't find happiness, you make happiness.

We are really on track for a soft landing. There are no balloons popping.

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.

The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has one on her van, and it says, 'If this van's rockin', I'm deleting emails.'

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid says he will not seek re-election. Harry said he wants to spend more time with his family. As I always say, check with your family.

An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax.

Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!

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