Christopher Quotes
Where we are in politics is running down whatever doesn't agree with you.
I don't think Donald Trump is going to lose by 15 points to Hillary Clinton or even 10. The country still feels too polarized for that to happen.
For me, I focus on trying to get it right and be as fair as possible. There's not much else I can do. People will believe what they want - facts be damned.
I do love horror movies, but I'm not the kind of guy who would dress up as a ghoul for Halloween. I might go as a member of the Blue Man Group.
My message to the Pope would be, don't take sides on the science. Don't make the same mistake as seven out of 10 judges in the trial of Galileo, when they invited him to retract his views.
Well, I like to think that my illness has prevented me from rising to any number of dizzy heights.
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one but couldn't find anything. So it's a wide-open field.
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly.
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto
...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.
Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of consonants.
Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light.
Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.
Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.
Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.
Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.
After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on faith.
You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.
You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.
She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.