they don't serve champagne at pity parties

The Ten Commandments, for example, were no more challenging than the Girl Scout oath, and why should anyone be tempted to put one false god ahead of another?

If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.

My idea of a real treat is Magic Mountain without standing in line.

I have stretched ropes from steeple to steeple; garlands from window to window; golden chains from star to star, and I dance.

I definitely am drawn to deeper reds and wine colors for lips and even cheeks during the holiday.

The key to selfless giving is that you feel good when you do it and you feel good afterwards.

Don't follow the path. Blaze the trail.

I was an adult when I was supposed to be a kid. So now I'm an adult and I'm acting like a kid.

If you make something interesting, inevitably not everybody is going to like it.

And the rain was brain colored and the thunder sounded like something remembering something.