guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

A corner is important. It provides privacy and an anchor and lets you exist independently of the room.

Family will always kill you -- some bit by bit, others all at once. It is the love that does it.

Stop identification of your thoughts nd celebrate Now. Bcz life is made up of time that is NOW . . . . .!!!

One day when I was praying, it suddenly occurred to me thatI was talking to myself.

A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'

All I ever wanted to do was to make food accessible to everyone to show that you can make mistakes - I do all the time - but it doesn't matter.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

The fear that the universe is not what you assume it to be is very basic, especially when you know damn well it isn't what you assume it to be.

Father eternal, ruler of creation, Spirit of life, which moved ere form was made Through the thick darkness covering every nation Light to man's blindness, O be Thou our aid.

Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point.