Your body has this instinct to start healing and then you go back to work and it hurts even more. It's almost better to keep your body messed-up on a consistent basis.

Oh, and by the way, I'm gonna beat you tonight, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it. Au revoir!

As soon as you just walk through the curtains and the crowd's there, everything's good after that.

I think change is always scary but also always good.

I just have to be me.

I'm not necessarily one to be remembered as a great, great speaker in wrestling, but I want to share my feelings about the people who have influenced me over the course of my career.

Wrestling is one of those things that make me emotional.

I've been wrestling for 15 years so my body hurts.

Don't be afraid. Change is such a beautiful thing", said the Butterfly.

One dream can change your destiny.

You’re all so obsessed with other worlds, you’re so convinced that this one is crap and everywhere else is great, but you’ve never bothered to figure out what’s going on here!

I would recommend all men in choosing a profession to avoid any that may require an apology at every turn; either an apology or else a somewhat violent assertion of right.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

A watered down gospel is no gospel at all

I've had quite a lot of bad experiences with Japanese sweets. I reckon, Japanese...they can do most things really well but sweets, they're a bit dodgy.

What was it with men, that they found elementary logic so difficult?

It's so good for your health to take those naps. I don't know why people brag that they sleep five hours. I'd be ashamed. I'm proud that I sleep nine hours.

Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight, Past reason hunted, and no sooner had Past reason hated