You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

His absence is so big it's like he's there.

The happy man only feels at ease because the unhappy bear their burden in silence. Without this silence, happiness would be impossible.

Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.

For you cannot have gentility without paying for it.

By faith the walls of Jericho fell down, after they were compassed about seven days.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

I've got 50 different tunings in the guitar.

I can tell you I didn't feel good when I could not articulate properly. Getting my GED was important and I want other women to feel that.

But it is my happiness to be half Welsh, and that the better half.

What you feel is wrong or missing in your relationships is an indication that something is amiss within you.