You won't make yourself a bit realer by crying.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Tastes change, Cherie. I find the older I get the more I like to be reminded of my youth.

Dirty politicians, corrupt leaders and thieves are sent to the Ugandan parliament and state house by lazy Ugandans who don’t go to vote.

We create gods and struggle with them, and they bless us.

I don't think there have been many alien movies where the actors have actually seen the aliens.

Grace is like a lake of drinkable water right outside your door. But you stay inside and die of thirst.

Artists want to sell their work, sure. But they aren't out there asking questions about what people want and what they don't want, now are they?

Try to achieve the impossible and direct your people to ways of achieving it.

I tell my students, if you are going to spend days and months and years with someone, you had better like that person!

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

A thug is someone who stands on his own. He lives by the decisions he makes and accepts the consequences. A thug is comfortable in his own skin. I wear mine like a glove.