You will generally observe that, of all Americans, your foreign-born citizens are the most patriotic - especially toward the Fourth of July.

I had thus learned to push down my feelings, to force myself to not care, to do nothing and let things happen, come what may.

Women are like locked diaries that men expect to read like open books.

If you want an abscess to cure you must press it hard

Creativity is intelligence having fun.

We, the English educated Indians, often unconsciously make the terrible mistake of thinking that the microscopic minority of the English-speaking Indians is the whole of India.

The nobler a man, the harder it is for him to suspect inferiority in others.

Big arms are fun, and if their training doesn't interfere with the rest of the program, wait till everybody's gone, like I do.

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.

When you're a corporation, you're going to stick with what works. That's why every McDonald's is the same.