You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise

We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

There's an amazing world out there for you to discover, Henry Denton, but you have to be willing to discover yourself first.

Where do we record the passing of wildlife? Who mourns the silent deaths of the small?

Through life's journey, may your feet rest on solid ground, your hands touch the prize of life, and your heart find contentment.

I took note of the Buddha's teaching that in one sense a supposed enemy is more valuable than a friend, for an enemy teaches you things, such as forbearance, that a friend generally does not.

You dont have to vaccinate every man, woman and child in the country if you have a couple of cases of smallpox cropping up.

She looked at me for real and saw I was serious. She saw I knew she was for me like you know that tomorrow morning the sun will rise.

It's not me trying to act or pose in a certain way. It's a lifestyle - like a suaveness or a swag, per se.

I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.

You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.

Danger has been a part of my life ever since I picked up a pen and wrote. Nothing is more perilous than truth in a world that lies.