You sure you're not just trying to get into my pants?" I joked, but I was already trying to figure out what one wears to a detox session in her boyfriend's dungeon-like bedroom.

I didn't spend an afternoon doing my hair and makeup to go on demon-duty.

I knew the woodsy fragrance that accompanied Reed was his natural scent. It was one of the many things that made him hard to resist.

Why the hell didn't faerie food come with a warning written in bold letters: MADE IN LA LA LAND. EATING WILL OPEN YOU UP TO FAERIE ATTACKS.

Lip-locking with a supernatural hottie to save your little brother doesn't count as kissing.

Oh my god! Madison, what is with you and non-human guys?

That smoke you smell is me frying your brains every time we kiss longer than twenty-three seconds.

Turns out faerie-proofing a person required a length of chain that one could find in any hardware store...

Authenticity is the most fundamental, but challenging attribute for leadership.

Never forget the power of love, but always forget the love of power.

Every stronghold the devil builds in the minds of people through thoughts should be pulled down in prayer

The objects of the present life fill the human eye with a false magnification because of their immediacy.

Once you start asking questions innocence is gone.

The government cannot overcome bad parenting. What our leaders can do is publicly condemn irresponsible parental behavior in vivid terms.

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers, ' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.

I feel like there's the people's music, and there's corporate music.

And I shall always hold myself more obliged to those by whose favour I enjoy uninterrupted leisure than to any who might offer me the most honourable positions in the world.

The essential ingredients for relationship are affection and commitment.