You see him coming in with an 0-2 record and a 5 ERA and you wonder, 'How? How's that possible?

The faster you work, the better off you're going to be.

To get a save in the World Series is the reason I can't stop smiling.

Never say never in this game because crazy stuff can happen.

I'm pretty patient since I'm big into hunting.

I've always had good mechanics and stuff like that.

Toughest [lineup] I've faced. Hopefully, if it comes down to the playoffs, I can get my revenge.

We're in a little funk. I don't think anybody's worried about our lead.

You're going to have to go out there and throw tons of zeroes to give your team a chance to win.

Certain pitches you throw, they lay off them like they knew it was coming.

Strong people do not need strong leaders.

Only a great actor finds the difficulties of the actor's art infinite.

There's so many characters they [studios] are not letting me play. And I thought, "Why don't you just go produce it yourself?".

Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who hated, and this was an immutable law.

Only worry about your own happiness, which doesn’t have to be limited by anyone else’s stupidity unless you allow it to be.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

If we want to create a viable, peaceful world, we've got to integrate compassion into the gritty realities of 21st century life.

The words fire from my mouth like bullets, ricocheting off the walls before I can even register what I'm saying.

I believe reality is a marvelous joke staged for my edification and amusement and everybody is working very hard to make me happy.

The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.