"You're a bitter man," said Candide. "That's because I've lived," said Martin.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

All of the stories, all of the beauty, all of the songs and events of this life will vanish in the ocean of time.

God did not call the qualified to serve Him: instead He qualified the called.

When I was a kid I worried that when I woke up, I'd find my family having breakfast with my doppelgänger. We would fight to the death, and then my family would peacefully finish breakfast.

Diversification and globalization are the keys to the future.

Nature has no goal in view, and final causes are only human imaginings.

Of course, your voice always sounds better in the shower for some reason, maybe it's just the octaves or, I don't know, the water, I have no idea.

The technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple.

I'm not one of those that can see the cat in the dairy and wonder what she's there for.

Sometimes you don't want the truth. Sometimes you're like, "Oh just tell me the good answer. I don't want the truth."

I never ride just to ride. I ride to catch a fox. I play baseball to make the team.