You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

My favorite, and I repeat it often while swimming is from a well known coach around here

Many things have been written and will be written for dream. Dreams are nothing but our unclear expectations.

The man who sins but wants to purify it is no more a sinner than the man who doesn't sin but wants to sin.

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses.

You may sometimes be much in the Wrong, in owning your being in the Right.

I'm older, so it gets harder.

I'm trying to teach people how to live their everyday lives, and so I do focus on it, probably not as much as some people would like.

I cannot abide useless people.

[My] dream writers room: "'Taxi.' I need to write for someone named Judd."

Four tears in my face and you ain't never heard me cry/ I'm richer than all y'all, I got a bank full of pride

I know from my own education that if I hadn't encountered two or three individuals that spent extra time with me, I'm sure I would have been in jail.