You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.

My office is at Yankee stadium. Yes, dreams do come true.

I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots.

I love it when people doubt me. It makes me work harder to prove them wrong.

I have the greatest job in the world. Only one person can have it. You have shortstops on other teams - I'm not knocking other teams - but there's only one shortstop on the Yankees.

Surround yourself with good people. People who are going to be honest with you and look out for your best interests.

There may be people who have more talent than you, but there's no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do - and I believe that.

This is why you play - to get an opportunity to play in the playoffs.

The last thing you want to do is finish playing or doing anything and wish you would have worked harder.

I'm not perfect; no one is perfect. Everyone makes mistakes. I think you try to learn from those mistakes.

You don't just accidentally show up in the World Series.

The history of the failure of war can almost be summed up in two words: too late.

The problem, of course, is that there's no way of knowing that your last good day is your Last Good Day. At the time, it's just another good day.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

I don't think people know what hygienist means.

The more the merely human part of the poet remains a mystery, the more willing is the reverence given to his divine mission.

So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the biggest oxymoron?'

The combination of what's written and just being in the moment is always the best way. You gotta start out with something solid and then you play.

I'm the Barbie, keep alotta plastic. Little pink stars, put em on my jacket.

If one has faith, one has everything.

Don't be addicted to money. Work to learn. don't work for money. Work for knowledge.