You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes.

Get the Girl, " he demanded. "She knows too much!"Dammit. Why did people keep presuming that, and if it was true, why the hell couldn't my GPA reflect the fact?

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

I love writing poetry because it's pretty. I love writing pretty.

I enjoy painting, cutting the lawn and working in the garden when I have time. That's therapy for me. I enjoy working with my hands.

No affection and a great brain, these are the people to command the world.

we dance even if there's no radio. we drink at funerals. we talk too much & laugh too loud & live too large, and, frankly, we're suspicious of others who don't.

Perversity is the human thirst for self-torture.

Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.

The world exists only when we think about it; creation stories are for children. In reality the world is created every moment.

I knew the words to 25 rock songs, so I got in the group. Long Tall Sally and Tutti-Frutti, that got me in. That was my audition.

People are going to have to do a big reset. But this is a big wake-up call to the entire establishment, including the Democrats. And not just because of the failure.