You know a one eyed woman, she do the best she can. She search the world over trying to find her a one eyed man.

I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.

She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke.

Did you ever see a one eyed woman cry? You know the saddest thing about the woman, the tears don't come out just one eye.

Yes, I was good at reading people. I studied them so I could put them in my novels.

The future goal is the thing which produces character in the present.

German businessmen are overwhelmed by the high cost of doing business. Inflexible rules, enforced by a burgeoning bureaucracy, discourage entrepreneurship.

A thing which is not in esse but in apparent expectancy is regarded in law.

The function of intellect is to provide a means of modifying our reactions to the circumstances of life, so that we may secure pleasure, the symptom of welfare.

I am always looking up towards the sky; that is how I am.

Many strange things happen in this world

Survival is the second law of life. The first is that we are all one.

Chefs have a new opportunity - and perhaps even an obligation - to inform the public about what is good to eat, and why.

Without a serious study of journalism, there can be no understanding of citizenship, democracy, or community.