You could make me say it again, " he whispered. "Make me say it always. Make me say it so often that you never have cause to doubt. I love you.

I agreed to keep the cards a secret and asked my grandmother if she believed in magic. She said she did not but that, surprisingly, magic worked even if you did not believe in it.

In constant view keeps mightily true an honest resolve to do.

Maybe I did mean to kill myself. I didn't think it outright but...maybe the truth is, I didn't--I don't--much care one way or th'other.

The sense of traveling this continent, also other continents. The friendship.I would say a non-competitive friendship. That is so amazing to me.

Do not try to make circumstances fit your plans. Make plans that fit the circumstances.

Instead of lamenting your fate, create your world.

What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

If I don't win, the award show loses credibility.

You see there are people who believe the function of the police is to fight crime, and that's not true, the function of the police is social control and protection of property.

Go sit down and look pale.