You can't write ... on the strength of influence. You can only write a good story or a good novel by yourself.

Find what causes a commotion in your heart. Find a way to write about that

I know you can dream your way through an otherwise fine life, and never wake up, which is what I almost did.

Some idiotic things are well worth doing.

Your life doesn't mean what you have or what you get. Its what your'e willing to give up.

If you lose all hope, you can always find it again.

Maturity, as I conceived it, was recognizing what was bad or peculiar in life, admitting it has to stay that way, and going ahead with the best of things.

If loneliness is the disease, the story is the cure.

Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.

Some people want to be bank presidents. Other people want to rob banks.

The art of living your life has a lot to do with getting over loss. The less the past haunts you, the better.

We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind.

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA.

Brazil is where I belong, the place that feels like home. They love their family, their country and God, and are not afraid to let anybody know it.

Knowledge no longer exists if one has ignored the attributes of the Almighty Great Creator.

You don't help a country by supporting a military regime that denies any sign of democracy, and what defeated Pakistan was its military regime.

I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport

We have the data to prove to men that gender equality is not a zero-sum game, but a win-win.

In the play we have the messy he-loves-her, she-loves-him, she-loves-him-too structure, and, to add even more confusion to the mix, the real love story is between the two ladies.

And the history books forgot about us, and the bible didn’t mention us