You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit.

I'm happy. Which often looks like crazy.

To me to write well is to battle stereotypes. To write well is to create three-dimensional characters that seem human.

Why, in the Peking Opera, are women's roles played by men?...Because only a man knows how a woman is supposed to act.

Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I hate myself, but always I miss you

Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.

It's the stories that make my heart beat faster ...those are the ones to write about

I define the American dream as the ability to imagine a way that you want your life to turn out, and have a reasonable hope that you can achieve that.

Now I see -- we are always most revolted by the things hidden within us.

Yellow Face marks my summation of multiculturalism.

The West believes the East, deep down, wants to be dominated, because a woman can’t think for herself

I remember a couple of instrumental albums, just don't ask the names.

There is no problem so bad that you cannot make it worse

We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very grave danger they will be misinterpreted.

I experience God as the power of life, the power of love and the ground of being. I don't say that's what God is; I say that's my experience of God.

Focus on giving smiles away and you will always discover that your own smiles will always be in great supply!

I have never been bribed as a Prime Minister.

Please, trust me, I most definitely can be cheerful. I can be amiable. Agreeable. Affable. And that's only the A's. Just don't ask me to be nice. Nice has nothing to do with me.

The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit.

Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief.

Logic chases truth up the tree of grammar.