Write in the morning, revise in the afternoon, read at night, and spend the rest of your time exercising your diplomacy, stealth, and charm.

We're artists too, but we do a good job hiding it, don't we?

There is a time for reciting poems and a time for fists.

You can woo a girl with a poem, but you can't hold onto her with a poem. Not even with a poetry movement.

A person could be immensely happy reading only him or the writers he loved. But that would be too easy.

I started to think about the abyss that separates the poet from the reader and the next thing I knew I was deeply depressed.

For a while, Criticism travels side by side with the Work, then Criticism vanishes and it's the Readers who keep pace. The journey may be long or short.

Destiny calls, desirable chosen.

Masturbating the meaning of life since 1987. #lovewithmeneverdies

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

Offensive linemen are like salt. Nobody ever remembers the brand they buy.

Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes.

if you don't want to get old, don't mellow.

The loss of a sexual life is one of the worst things about getting really old. The worst thing.

Anybody who feels at ease in the world today is a fool.

I don't believe that human beings can achieve ultimate enlightenment, because humans have flaws.

I want to discover a truth for myself that is really true. Whether it's a piece of scientific knowledge, or a philosophical truth.