Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.

I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.

We require from buildings two kinds of goodness: first, the doing their practical duty well: then that they be graceful and pleasing in doing it.

Mysticism is the study of power, its use, and its abuse. At every moment you are getting stronger or you are growing weaker. At every moment your attention field is increasing or decreasing.

I have derived enormous confidence from being a husband and father.

To become the enemy, see yourself as the enemy of the enemy

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

As long as a man lives he should study. Death alone has the right to dismiss the school.

You have to able to make fun of yourself. Don't take things too seriously and when people make fun of you, laugh at it.

When you travel, specifically for our show, you get inspired by rest stops, Cracker Barrel. Middle-America people are perfect.