Women were doing quite well in this country before feminism came along.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I could forget that part, but it had to have been true.

They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not being able to go to church. Horrid.

The Spirit is a kind of postmodern loner hero. He comes from nowhere he has no real relationship to anything.

We have today a fairly thorough knowledge of the early Greco-Roman period because our motivations are the same.

interested, I mean, with that intense personal interest to which every one has some vague right at the end

To practice jnana yoga, the yoga of knowledge and discrimination, it's necessary to have a highly developed mind.

Depression opens the door to beauty of some kind.

You have to be patient. I'm not!

In war, men are nothing, one man is everything.

To each thing belongs it's measure. Occasion is best to know.