Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.

I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.

I don’t believe in all this public-funded health care, we can’t afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it.

I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist.

I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I’m human.

Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.

Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want.

The people are going to speak. I'm not going to have people who say, 'You can't do this, you can't do that'. I'm going to fight for the taxpayers like I always have.

Once I'm done, I'm done. I'm going to California.

Curiosity is a daring faith.

Everything I worry about would be better if more people could read, write and comprehend.

You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.

Imagine yourself as a living house.

It's still so rare for anyone to be personally acknowledged by a brand that the impact of such a simple, polite gesture on a customer's buying habits could be huge.

A chemist who does not know mathematics is seriously handicapped.

If you take suede leather and put it on a piece of steel, and put moisture on it, it actually sticks.

The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women.

I make no pretense to accuracy. I shall be quite content if the sensibilities of no one are wounded by anything I may reduce to type.

. . . to walk alone in London is the greatest rest.