Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake it for the genuine article.

Whiteness of moonlight builds a house that is not there

People have moments of consciousness and epiphanies throughout their lives, but then suppress the realization.

But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes.

I sent my daughter 40 roses last November because I thought she was 40. And she laughed her head off. She is not going to be 40 until this year!

I love people. And when you love people that much that you're disappointed in them every day, that love can turn to hate in a flash of a second.

The time for reminiscing is after rugby. Then you can sit down and get fat.

So, in life we have a one question final exam - and it's not the kind of exam you can cram for at the very end. One of the main reasons we're alive is to expand our capacity to love.

Sometimes I have the urge to conquer large parts of Europe.

Most of the time after the US Open, it is kind of like you are trying to finish strong. But to do it five years and maybe six is something that has never been done before, so it is a huge challenge.

My great-great-grandfather was a shah back in the 1800s. Unfortunately, I don't have any gold coins or jewels to show for it.