With the camera you might even not need the reporters. But, you see, media can't trust you to watch [Barack] Obama without them telling you what you just saw and analyzing it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

In India, it is religion that forms the very core of the national heart. It is the backbone - the bed-rock - the foundation upon which the national edifice has been built.

You are as beautiful as sky, as soft as moon, as shiny as stars and as angry as Sun.

What once was cuddled must learn to kiss The cold wonn's mouth. That's all the mystery.

It is not permitted to the most equitable of men to be a judge in his own cause.

People accuse me of going overboard preparing for my first ten million years in eternity; in my opinion, people go overboard in worrying about their last ten on earth.

An artist is an explorer.

Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.

I like the comfort in knowing that women are the only future in rock and roll.

Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling.

It's supposed to be fun, the man says 'Play Ball' not 'Work Ball' you know.