Winning isn't everything. It's the money you make doing it that's everything.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Right time, right place, right people equals success.Wrong time, wrong place, wrong people equals most of the real human history.

My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me.

Being political is an integral part of being Iranian. Our lives are defined by politics.

May, queen of blossoms, And fulfilling flowers, With what pretty music Shall we charm the hours? Wilt thou have pipe and reed, Blown in the open mead? Or to the lute give heed In the green bowers.

Men crowd into honorable careers without other vocation than their vanity, or at best their love of fame.

Many try to force the past to change.

Mountains represent the power of nature; plains, the love of nature!

I had already been into my professional career for six years and had not won an individual gold medal at the Olympics. There was a tremendous amount of pressure going into 1996 to get it done.

It's only ... when we're stripped of purpose that we know who we are.

It is distrust of God to be troubled about what is to come; impatience against God to be troubled with what is present; and anger at God to be troubled for what is past.