Why is it that married people always say "Come in" when everything they do says "Get out"? They talk about their miseries and then ask you why you're unmarried.

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

Income, that is the thing. I wish an income that will keep flowing into my purse whether I sit upon the wall or travel to far lands.

To be afraid is to behave as if the truth were not true.

As I keep saying, fiction is truth. I think fiction is the truest thing there ever was.

I wrote my first book, I published it in 1955, it was in Yiddish and it was called And The World Was Silent.

The companies that are lasting are those that are authentic.

Bill Gates has become the patron saint of philanthropy and the poster child of rebirth, and from what I can tell, rightly so.

The Tao which you know is not the eternal Tao

Here's your hat, and by the way, I'm a virgin

Saddam's goal is to achieve the lifting of U.N. sanctions while retaining and enhancing Iraq's weapons of mass destruction programs. We cannot, we must not and we will not let him succeed.

Image of a girl holding a blaster to a twin’s temple. “Remember, bi***. You can’t spell ‘danger’ without DNA.” Blam.