Why is it that all battles are fought in the middle of the night, in downpouring rain, and at the corners of four different maps?

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.

May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't.

I am a Soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.

A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war.

A leader is a man who can adapt principles to circumstances.

Better to fight for something than live for nothing.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

Fear kills more people than death.

Christmas and Easter can be subjects for poetry, but Good Friday, like Auschwitz, cannot. The reality is so horrible it is not surprising that people should have found it a stumbling block to faith.

Fashion exerts more power in science than it does on the shape of hats.

A fool bolts pleasure then complains of indigestion.

Wicked thoughts and worthless efforts gradually set their mark on the face, especially the eyes.

Food ... is the topmost taper on the golden candelabrum of existence.

Iceland is 50 percent Celtic blood, from the females that they stole from us, which is why our country has only got dogs left. It was a joke! I'll never be let back in Scotland again!

I'm as radical as libertarians come.

Philosophy likes to keen common sense on the run.

Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from.

Don't get in my personal life.