Wherever there's trouble, look for a priest.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses an opportunity when offered.

Society is divided into two classes: the shearers and the shorn. We should always be with the former against the latter.

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.

What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

Since the masses are always eager to believe something, for their benefit nothing is so easy to arrange as facts.

I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.

The art of putting the right men in the right places is first in the science of government; but that of finding places for the discontented is the most difficult.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

It has been said that I make chick flicks. This is not a compliment.

No matter how unfriendly you are you have always listened to my requests. Your kindness is always saving me.

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.

When God shuts a door, He opens a window.

When you die, you know, you hear the insistent pounding that defines all things, whether of matter or energy, since there is nothing in the universe, really, but proportion.

The picture which the philosopher draws of the world is surely not one in which every stroke is necessitated by pure logic.

Mrs. Rimas cried at the mention of the wafer and the traditional Christmas blessing. "God grant that we are all together again next year.

You can spend so much time wanting someone and they can have absolutely no idea.

His father was no man's friend but his own, and he is no man's for else.

I'm sorry, could you please tell me what the definition of the word "is" is?