Whenever possible print a woman's age.

Show me a contented newspaper editor and I will show you a bad newspaper.

No matter how many media for the dissemination of news are created, there is one rule that should never be broken:TELLTHE PEOPLE!

News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper.

Remember the people in the back streets of Derby.

Between ourselves, there are two things that I have always observed to be in singular accord: supercelestial thoughts and subterranean conduct.

Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals.

There might be some of them that don't care. To me, it's important that my fans know how much I appreciate them.

...the fall of man in paradise has always been followed by his expulsion.

Malice and hatred are very fretting and vexatious, and apt to make our minds sore and uneasy; but he that can moderate these affections will find ease in his mind.

I was thinking about dying the other day the death thought came while I was sitting on the toilet peeing - that's where I have my most contemplative thoughts.

Victory won't come to me unless I go to it; a grape tendril ties a knot in knots till knotted thirty times

When the world's run by fools it's the duty of intelligence to disobey.

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance, and the humorist, with a smile and perhaps a sigh, is more likely to shrug his shoulders than to condemn.