When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Sacred service is sacrifice.

I don't mind being around those who need help and want to be helped, but I don't like to be around those who are unhappy and negative all of time, because they drain you down.

Strange how much you've got to know Before you know how little you know.

This means that to entrust to science - or to deliberate control according to scientific principles - more than scientific method can achieve may have deplorable effects.

Old men, for the most part, are like old chronicles that give you dull but true accounts of times past, and are worth knowing only on that score.

I am not being facetious when I say that the real enemies in this country are the Pentagon and its pals in big business.

There seems to be within all of us an innate yearning to be lifted momentarily out of our own lives into the realm of charm and make believe.

I miss my boats, and I miss having the ability to be out on the water during the daytime and then go skiing at night.

You are not saved for the sole purpose of going to heaven; you are saved to finish your assignment on earth

The regional security in the Middle East cannot be further compromised by an Iranian loose cannon.