When the slave auctioneer asked in what he was proficient, he replied, "In ruling people."

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

(Her husband's departure ...) had picked Mildred up by the hair and dropped her down at the doorstep of insanity.From "Butterfly on F street

No magnetic wombats, no flying hyenas, no catfish masquerading as samurai, and, MOST CERTAINLY, no Duku jam!

The process of spotting fear and refusing to obey it is the source of all true empowerment.

There is an invariable law that the only way to keep the real things of life is by sharing them or giving them away.

All government, all exercise of power, no matter in what form, which is not based in love and directed by knowledge, is a tyranny.

Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is, death ends. This? It can go on forever.

My only goal is to play 162 games and help this team win. If I can do that, everything will take care of itself.

I can only control what I can control.

I have sometimes suspected that the only thing that holds no mystery is happiness, because it is its own justification.

I love the fashion world. I love clothes. I love style.