When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.

In 1054, the patriarch of Constantinople and the pope excommunicated each other. That was the end of holiness for both churches.

[Everything you write is] not simply a collection of words, but a means of influence not to be taken lightly. Let your recipient's emotions be the gondola, and your words, its gondolier.

Ideas are like wine. They get better when they have time to mature.

But filming is good for you, because the crew isn't allowed to laugh. You can't get addicted to getting the laugh.

Alaska has great potential for new oil and gas development.

This is a historic moment in global public health, demonstrating the international will to tackle a threat to health head on.

You cannot believe the mayhem!

The role of the infinitely small in nature is infinitely great.

People want to forget the impossible. It makes their world safer.

Each successive Labour Government has been the most rapacious, doctrinaire and unpatriotic conspiracy to be seen this side of the Iron Curtain.