When it was time for a player to go, he went.

Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it.

Being an umpire wasn't such a tough job. You really have to understand only two things and that's maintaing discipline and knowing the rule book.

I always hated to throw a guy out of a game but sometimes it was necessary to keep order.

It takes the pressure off of your better players to know they don't always have to be on top of their game for the team to do well.

Luck is a combination of confidence and getting the breaks.

My idea of good living is not about eating high on the hog. Rather, to me, good living means understanding how food connects us to the earth.

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.

I don't have a grand master plan, but I try to be thoughtful when I can and also silly. It's part of the fun.

Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as being a domestic cat.

Today, let's set our minds and hearts on feeling more thankful for what we are than guilty for what we're not. Let's cut the threads of guilt with grace.

I just think women are funnier than men.

At each stage...entirely new laws, concepts and generalizations are necessary, requiring inspiration and creativity to just as great a degree as in the previous one.

Some of the most vocal critics of the way things are being done are people who have done nothing themselves, and whose only contributions to society are their complaints and moral exhibitionism.

Neither fish, flesh nor good red herring.