Being an umpire wasn't such a tough job. You really have to understand only two things and that's maintaing discipline and knowing the rule book.

Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it.

I always hated to throw a guy out of a game but sometimes it was necessary to keep order.

When it was time for a player to go, he went.

It takes the pressure off of your better players to know they don't always have to be on top of their game for the team to do well.

We end up treating life the way we see fit

I think politics is important. It's how we run our society. I think it should be natural to have an interest in the subject, and I almost don't understand why some people don't.

Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar.

There are a lot of grotesqueries in politics, not the least of which is the fund-raising side.

Faith consists, not in ignorance, but in knowledge, and that, not only of God, but also of the divine will.

Love's very pain is sweet, But its reward is in the world divine Which, if not here, it builds beyond the grave.

The alpha male is always willing to walk away.

Had laws not been, we never had been blam'd; For not to know we sinn'd is innocence.

No one individual can tell the truth.