When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

I want to do something I feel like I can do.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

Promise has faith as premise. Only men of faith can promise.

Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.

No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable.

The male quality is the creative gift.

Regard as your most faithful friends, not those who praise everything you say or do, but those who criticize your mistakes.

My friends are mostly familiar with music that plays on the mainstream radio.

I am not some sort of freak. I might be very good at chess but I'm just a normal person.

Any time someone says you have an opportunity to work with Martin Scorsese you jump at the chance.

A standing army, however necessary it may be at some times, is always dangerous to the liberties of the people. Such power should be watched with a jealous eye.

It is proof of a bad cause when it is applauded by the mob.