When I see Liz Taylor with those Harry Winston boulders hanging from her neck I get nauseated. Not figuratively, but nauseated! All I can think of are how many dog shelters those diamonds could buy.

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again!

I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.

Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.

Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

For every dollar spent on spaying and neutering now, $17 is saved and can be used for other community projects. We work with the animals and the people who love them.

Killing an animal to make a coat is sin. It wasn't meant to be, and we have no right to do it.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

From now on, every Christmas, let's have a tradition where we eat soup out of a can by the fire.

Trials or little tests contain lessons to be learnt.

My dad was a truck driver, and from the time I was knee high to a grapevine, I was driving a truck.

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.

Astronomy was the cradle of the natural sciences and the starting point of geometrical theories.

I'm basically stubborn. If anyone disapproved of my being influenced by comics, I simply ignored them.

The fact that we were created to enjoy God and to worship him forever is etched upon our souls

Just for once I'd like to see all these things sort of straightened out, with each person getting exactly what he deserves. It might give me some confidence in this universe.

No matter how lonely it makes me, and no matter how wide and horrific the loneliness, at least I remember who I am.