When I grew up, the only way a lad like me would maybe escape was playing football. Not being an actor.

School was not a place I enjoyed.

A writer's work is never done, unless he or she has no readers.

I wasn't like, 'I want to be famous.' I just wanted to be an actor. I wasn't chasing anything. I was never stressed or worried. I never had any fear of rejection or not making it, anything like that.

Oh, don't mind me, " came an extremely sarcastic voice near the wall. “You two go ahead and make out–I'll just sit here and bleed quietly.

Love is implicit in every connection. It should be. Thus when absent it makes us insane. (You Shall Know Our Velocity)

There are moments of frustration in life. You must build good relations to support you in these moments. You must also learn to encourage yourself and decide to stay determined in life.

I live to leave somebody with a positive experience when they've met me, and make someone smile for the day.

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.

I'm constantly revising and updating a piece until it's finally recorded. Once it's recorded, then it's over.

The depth of a friendship - how much it means to us ... depends, at least in part, upon how many parts of ourselves a friend sees, shares and validates.

The mirror sees the man as beautiful, the mirror loves the man; another mirror sees the man as frightful and hates him; and it is always the same being who produces the impressions.

Just because it's true, I say as often as I can in as many ways as I can form, "I sure love you."

I have a hard time with free time.