What the hell does it all mean? Does 11:11 really mean anything at all? Well, that simply depends on whether you believe life has meaning in the first place.

...That's the difference between backpackers and holiday makers. The former can't help but invite hassle whilst the latter pay to escape it.

Show me a filthy public restroom and I’ll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.

The more mistakes I make, the least I judge other people's mistakes

I'm lazy! I hate work! Hate hard work in all its forms! Clever shortcuts, that's all I'm about!

Election victories are a harvest. You plant the seed. For months or years, you water and tend them. In the election season, you reap the harvest.

You work for the devil, you better be ready to die for him.

If I sang the way I talk it would sound like "Tommy Steele sings Muddy Waters!"

Believing in people before they have proved themselves is the key to motivating people to reach their potential.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

To divest one's self of some prejudices would be like taking off the skin to feel the better.

If an actor ever says they really enjoy the auditioning process, I truly believe that they're lying. It's an anxiety-filled waking nightmare. It's awful.