What good is sitting alone in your room? Come hear the music play; Life is a cabaret, old chum, Come to the cabaret.

Life is a cabaret, old chum! Come to the Cabaret.

For you wake one day, look around and say, somebody wonderful married me.

Life is what you do while you're waiting to die... Life is how the time goes by

Life is what you do while you're waiting to die.

How the world can change, It can change like that, Due to one little word: "Married.

When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.

It's always better to have too much to read than not enough.

Afghanistan is going to be here a long time, and what's critical is that Afghanistan's relationship with its neighbors are, to the maximum extent they can be, constructive and operationally useful.

I think Chelsea Girls is a complete masterpiece and I think Andy's [Warhol] films are equally as good as the art. I think one day they will be considered equal. They aren't yet. They will be.

I was young for my age. Not as naïve as they expected. I don't know why I seem to bring that out in people.

I am always in the right place at the right time successfully engaged in the right activity whether I know it or not.

There are worlds beyond worlds and times beyond times, all of them true, all of them real, and all of them (as children know) penetrating each other.

People will go to clean theaters; they don't like to go to dirty theaters.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Kolkata is the relatively unexplored part of India as far as Hindi films are concerned.