What do folk always say about Arsenal? They can pass you to death.

I get recognised in the street, but that's more from all the Scottish people who are down in Blackpool on their holidays.

Life is settled and I'm enjoying it.

Since I moved to Blackpool, I've met a lot of great people, and if it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be as successful as I was because I'm settled off the pitch.

I am at my best when I am scoring.

There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.

I don't know if all the women in the photographs are beautiful, but I do know that the women are beautiful in the photographs.

I loved watching Ken Griffey Jr play for the Mariners and when he was trade to the Reds I was especially excited to get the opportunity to watch him play in person.

Control your fate or somebody else will

Fire is the most tolerable third party

You know I am done lying. Obscuring the truth is no longer something I have any interest in doing. I want it all to come out. The good, the bad, the ugly.

I would like to outlaw contraception... contraception is disgusting - people using each other for pleasure.

I don't always know what I'm talking about, but I know I'm right.

So the secret is just to say 'Yes!' and jump off from here. Then there is no problem. It means to be yourself, always yourself, without sticking to an old self.

For a creative person there's just as much pleasure in writing an eight-line poem as there is in writing a blockbuster play ... of the old '50s type.