I loved watching Ken Griffey Jr play for the Mariners and when he was trade to the Reds I was especially excited to get the opportunity to watch him play in person.

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

To be really happy, we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow.

Football needs its roots, it needs its connection with the supporters. But those in charge seem to think they can do without them.

If it stays as it is I can't see it altering.

Napoleon wanted his generals to be lucky. I don't think he would have worked with me.

Very few great goals actually go in.

It was nothing personal: if it had been, I would have left him on so he could have suffered like everyone else.

Carlos Tevez's English should be better than what it is

Footballers are no different from human beings.

The ambition of an England manager should be to become England manager.

Be careful when you cast out your demons that you don’t throw away the best of yourself.

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.

The fact that industries wax and wane is a reality of any economic system that wants to remain dynamic and responsive to people's changing tastes.

I started taking selfies since I was 4

No one who cooks cooks alone.

I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner.

I don't know why I have these dreams. I've never wanted to be Pope. In fact, I have a greater affinity to Martin Luther.

No, I don't want to give my people sticks. I want to give them eyes.

Because I don't have to be careful of people's feelings when I teach literature, and I do when I'm teaching writing.