What are truck rental companes and fertilizer salesman goign to do in response to the OK city bombing?

To avoid being sexist and racist, we should assume that half the perpetrators of violent crimes are white, liberal women.

Democracy is more dangerous than fire. Fire can't vote itself immune to water.

The grace of endurance is the great power of God at work within us.

Bjorn Borg looks like a hunchbacked, jut-bottomed version of Lizabeth Scott, impersonating a bearded Apache princess.

The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it

All interpretation, all psychology, all attempts to make things comprehensible, require the medium of theories, mythologies, and lies.

We are never as modern, as far ahead of the past as we like to think we are.

A good calculator does not need artificial aids.

It's good to stay as close to real life as you can, and then kind of dress it up.

Frighteningly Beautiful, Dangerously Strong, Breathtakingly Fast. Face it Tally-wa you're special.

Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed.

When I was very small, maybe 8 years old, we had a big radio that stood on four legs, and it had a cross piece underneath it, and I used to take a pillow and crawl under the radio.