Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all.

My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.

You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow.

You said love, I say chemical imbalance.

Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.

Meaning grows in the mind, but the shape and form of the act remains.

Fame is a bee It has a song - It has a sting - Ah too it has a wing.

Work is what you do so that sometime you won't have to do it anymore.

Champions never brag, never shout, never have to go to extremes to build themselves up for others or put others down. They let their actions, deeds, and results speak for them.

James Brown is important because he decorates the clock correctly and he's good with lower mathematics. Don't get me wrong - he's good.

We can keep whatever we like about manhood but adjust the parts of the definition that are keeping men back.

Follow your dreams, quit your job

There's always someone telling you not to do something. The main thing is just to ignore them.

Worried thought prevents practical thought which could prevent worried thought.

When death becomes the property of the believer it receives a new name and is called sleep.